I sound like a broken record player, but here I go: I’m in a band. Well, I have attachments to a band. We don’t play out anymore because everyone decided they wanted a backyard or something and got married and/or moved. But we have an album being mastered and a second being mixed. We’re a sleeper band. In the meantime, we make videos to accompany a few B-Side funnies, such as this cover of a song from Mr. Show:

A Mouthful of Sores Ain’t No Fun

Der Kritzler – scribbling “The Chancellor” from tinkerlog on Vimeo.

When I have nothing to say, I’ll present the brilliance of others:

going to the store. from dlew on Vimeo.

And here’s a short film inspired by a Threadless t-shirt I made with my talented friends Jason and Heather Adams. My ideas would have fallen flat if it wasn’t for their help. I’m super happy and proud and giddy about how this turned out.

Impress These Apes – Week 5 – Thea from Blewt! Productions on Vimeo.

Penn & Teller inspired card tricks. Female magician inspired skank costume.

Impress These Apes – Week 4 – Thea from Blewt! Productions on Vimeo.

The Impress These Apes show gets started tonight at Comedy Sportz and I think I have the appropriate amount of butterflies for tonight’s challenge. I’ll also be blogging about our trials and tribulations on their website along with the other contestants.

You can check out what I’ve written so far and stream the show live tonight starting at 8PM CST.

Also, here I am dancing like an idiot for the callback show. I’m sure I’ll be able to muster up a lot more idiocy over the next two months.

Impress These Apes 6 – Callbacks – Thea Lux from Blewt! Productions on Vimeo.

Dear Self,

In the future, if someone posts a video stating “OMFG it’s the most disgusting thing they’ve ever seen” involving the lancing of a quarter-sized pimple, do not watch it.  If comments following the video describe it as “vomit-inducing,” give it a second thought before you decide to click Play.  Don’t watch it.  It’s an internet sensation that will top puddingfarts.com and it will burn itself into your brain.  The image will surface as you are trying to add horseradish to your potentially delicious chicken dinner.  It will flash through your subconscious.  It will pop into your mind as you are trying to think of ANYTHING OTHER THAT GIANT AMOUNT OF PUS THAT CAME POURING OUT OF THAT MAN’S FLESH BUMP.

What have you done?!

Thanks,

Your Gag Reflex

PS:  You are a moron.  And you’re definitely gonna regret watching it for a second time.  I mean it.

PPS:  You are an asshole for posting the link to the video.