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		<title>valentine&#8217;s day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On Valentine&#8217;s Day my husband gave me flowers. They were given to him by a random woman on the street who told him, &#8220;I can&#8217;t take these home.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/02/20/valentines-day/</link>
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		<title>be the meme</title>
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		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/02/12/be-the-meme/</link>
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		<title>more self-promotion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My band, The Nurse Novels, has an album coming out on iTunes on the 29th of February. Here is one of those songs. Please tell the entire everyones and all of the peoples you know, as it is a fun time of a video.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/02/06/more-self-promotion/</link>
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		<title>self-promotion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Our FemCom graduation show is this Thursday at The Lincoln Lodge. 8PM. 5 bucks. I haven&#8217;t had an official graduation show in quite some time. Ah, to be a newb again&#8230;terrified, naked, trembling. Emerging from the safety of my soft couch cocoon onto the stage, wiping the comedy womb-goo from my eyes. There will be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/02/06/self-promotion/</link>
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		<title>comedy head shot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s my new comedy headshot.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/02/02/comedy-head-shot/</link>
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		<title>rejected soul 2 tracks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seal&#8217;s new album, &#8220;Soul 2&#8243;, dropped shortly after his divorce with super model Heidi Klum was leaked to the media. To the right are the actual songs that may have scored the turmoil before the split. Tracks not included on &#8220;Soul 2&#8243; include: &#8220;I Like What You’ve Done with the Guest Bedroom&#8221; &#8220;I Just Don’t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/01/25/rejected-soul-2-tracks/</link>
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		<title>danger hospital</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My friends in Awkward Spaceship write funny things. Sometimes I get to be in these funny things:]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/01/24/danger-hospital/</link>
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		<title>a series of womanly events</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lost that one bra of mine. Audition calls for hip outfit. Hip outfit brought to work. I discover the hip outfit does not work with the new bra. I stare at my bra openly displayed by the low cut top in the bathroom mirror hoping to change the cut of the shirt with merely my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/01/22/a-series-of-womanly-events/</link>
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		<title>what would jesus do</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ask yourself, &#8220;What would Jesus do?&#8221; Then ask yourself, &#8220;What would Jesus forget to do?&#8221; My friend suggested flossing. Jesus also probably forgot to check his voice messages. Busy guy.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/01/17/what-would-jesus-do/</link>
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		<title>music I&#8217;m proud of</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now in video reality, The Nurse Novels on Chic-A-Go-Go.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thealux.com/2012/01/14/music-im-proud-of/</link>
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