Hey, nail biters! Want to break that bad habit? Just go to NYC! In just 35 minutes, one person will repeatedly put his hands in his mouth the entire subway ride home–which is just enough time for you to look at your own hands and feel nauseous.
Who is this superhuman? Is he on X? OCD? Rudolph the cokehead reindeer a on a finger-salt lickin’ binge? Who the heck knows what their reason is–frankly, it doesn’t matter! Just know that you will never ever ever ever put your hands in your own mouth ever again without that wretched image flashing into your mind.