I like ice cream. I like jokes. I’m writing jokes on the internet because a hip ice cream company hired a smart marketing agency and they did a contest that appealed to my demographic. And to be post-ironic, I fucking love this damn ice cream Twitter contest.
I’ve been on the leader board, gained internet friends, suckered a few Twitter folks to think I write one-liners instead of just talking about boogers and farts all the time, life is great.
Sure, I don’t have 84K Twitter followers like some of the finalists, but uh…Yeah…That doesn’t matter, I’m not a finalist.
Keep writing, Lux. This week we’re talking about auto-correct mishaps:
After lunch I want to get a divorce. *Sorry, “brunch”! LOLZ #KCS
— Thea Lux (@thealux) June 18, 2012