Because the internet does stuff sometimes, I’m writing jokes this week (or two) about old people to win a thing with a thing in NYC. Show me Twitter matters by taking a gander and voting if you feel like it.
Grandpa mostly just asks Siri if he can die now. #KCS
— Thea Lux (@thealux) May 15, 2012
It’s only kind of medium gross to ask things like this, right?