Today’s Spam: “Penis Growth Free Sample: So hard you can break an egg.”
Guys, how many brunches have you botched with your flaccid wang? Is your breakfast sausage making a mockery of your own piece of pork? Are you tired of shells in your scramble after pitifully pommeling raw eggs with your penis? Can you count your cooking gaffes by the number of fryer burn dick scabs?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, you’re not alone. The average male’s member is too tiny to handle pouring a hefty mimosa.
Stop asking yourself if the chicken or the cock came first. Take action. Grow your dick and break an egg.
Like a man.
A man who breaks eggs with his huge dick.