This screen grab from CNN’s site is proof that Marcus Bachmann is gay, right? I mean, I might be totally wrong. I have no idea how the internet works. I thought it was like, you visit a site or two and the internet saves your cookies or something. Things pop up on the side and are suggested based on your preferences? I’m totally haunted by Nordstrom shoe ads.

To be fair, Marcus Bachmann isn’t the only one haunted by Anderson Cooper’s dreamy silver n’ blues. And to be honest, Anderson might have some issues with Marcus’s politics. And by “politics” I mean his terrifyingly narrow-minded, purposefully hateful, homophobic wife.