There is no reason for me to be irritated by these things. There should be no malice. Fully copping these annoyances to be completely irrational.

• Irrational Annoyance #29: Guy at the gym wearing Toms.
• Irrational Annoyance #84: Cyclist with a lollipop in his mouth. Smug motherfucker.
• Irrational Annoyance #211: Linking to your blog if you don’t update your blog.
• Irrational Annoyance #216: Pudgy guy jogging down the city street in bare feet.
• Irrational Annoyance #217: Those damn toe shoes. Addendum: I welcome toe shoes over bare feet jogging.
• Irrational Annoyance #289: Bible verse bookmarks.
• Irrational Annoyance #432: Strangers humming to themselves in public.
• Irrational Annoyance #142: Your Mad Men Twitter Avatar (back when it was first a thing)
• Irrational Annoyance #144: Your Mad Men Twitter Avatar (now when it’s not a thing)
• Irrational Annoyance #17: Santa hats as winter hats