Dear Ribcage, Hey, what’s up? I know we’re close and all and we’ve known each other for a really long time, so I don’t know why this talk is so hard to have with you. Okay, I admit I’d be a little freaked out if my torso developed a mouth or jaw, so I’ll have [...]
When the brain doesn’t come up with anything of its own, when there’s writer’s block, one is compelled to post an octopus video. Passed on to me via Remaining Eye, via Pharyngula, via FREAKIN’ MOTHER NATURE! Octopus crawls up on land, leaves dead crab, departs. Just another day at Innsmouth State Beach. Via Pharyngula.
Deer loosened his tie and removed his Halloween costume from his gym bag. This year’s creation was subtle and probably wouldn’t win any awards, but he was proud of it. He couldn’t come close to competing with Owl’s, who had gone as far as to bravely commute to work in full-blown Ziggy Stardust apparel. He [...]
I sound like a broken record player, but here I go: I’m in a band. Well, I have attachments to a band. We don’t play out anymore because everyone decided they wanted a backyard or something and got married and/or moved. But we have an album being mastered and a second being mixed. We’re a [...]
I had the opportunity to be interviewed by the wonderful Mark Colomb for the Poor Choices Podcast recently. It’s a good crash course in “Thea Lux 101″ and we cover all the bases. Without sounding too self-centered, OH MY GOSH LISTEN TO MEEEE TALK ABOUT MEEEE. If you’ve ever wanted to hear me talk for [...]
I’ve been working on some longer pieces as of late. Stories about a Moose or rants about jerks talking during a screening of Ghostbusters which warrant more space. So until I get things edited to my liking, I’ll shamefully plug my Twitter account, because Twitter is IMPORTANT, and share this slightly rude computer error message: [...]
