Because I have one more week of Impress These Apes and my creativity as been stretched beyond recognition, I’ve found myself scraping for inspiration. So in the hopes of getting me back on track, to make me realize an idea can be anything and I shouldn’t think so hard, here’s a video of a hippo pooping. That’s all. There are quite a few of them online. The internet is a terrible thing to waste.
Remember when you had to go to zoos to watch hippos pooping? No fucking more, The Future.
If you’re not careful, you’ll find yourself searching out more animal pooping videos–watching more than any normal person should watch because YouTube just suggests you should watch more. You start critiquing because now you are an animal poop video connoisseur. The camel poops on a man’s head in that one, okay, sure, but how about that juxtaposition between the panda pooping grossly and then instantly shifting into adorable again. THAT’S AMAZING!
This actually hasn’t helped my writer’s block very much…