Last night, while having a margarita/martini outing with my visiting sister, I unnecessarily corrected the bartender who called her my girl friend, “No, she’s not my girlfriend, she’s my sister.” Today, while shopping for a whorish costume for Monday’s “Impress These Apes” magic performance challenge, a probably-homeless man forcefully chucked a glass bottle onto the [...]
I’m blogging–I still fucking hate that word–for Impress These Apes with the other contestants, and my brain has no other ideas for what to write here since it’s taking up a majority of my time. So check out what I’ve been working on, and here’s what I said about this Monday’s performance.: The Challenge: Create [...]
With combined feedback of friends, family, and lovers–wait, no, just one lover–my Judy Tenuta tight-five was shaped, tested and approved. And dang it, I didn’t do half bad. Impress These Apes 6 – Week 2 – Thea from Blewt! Productions on Vimeo.
Good to know that you can find me if you want to know how to give *good bussy. *Corrected by Sun Tzu in the comments, it’s “goog bussy” not “good.” **Asterisks are silly this close together, huh? ***If someone knows the actual grammatical way to reference a reference with asterisks, please let me know. Just [...]
I have to write a stand-up routine in the style of Judy Tenuta for next week’s Impress These Apes. I am using this image to channel my inner bipolar… Wait, if I had an inner bipolar, I’d probably just be bipolar… And I wasn’t searching for an unflattering image of this petite flower. This expression [...]
The Impress These Apes show gets started tonight at Comedy Sportz and I think I have the appropriate amount of butterflies for tonight’s challenge. I’ll also be blogging about our trials and tribulations on their website along with the other contestants. You can check out what I’ve written so far and stream the show live [...]
I can sometimes be mean. Last night, a bachelorette party loomed close behind our table at a bar. Close enough so we could all properly make judgments about this gaggle of gals who chose this rapey–my adjective, not the bar’s marketing department–bar to have this gathering. (We were previously in the back room of the [...]
