Note to self:

Learn to say no.  Do not agree to do an audition that will require you to do amazing feats of strength you have not attempted since you were 12.  It does not matter if you casually work out, your body will be different now that you are over thirty.

Result:  I’m nervous about being unprofessional tomorrow when I’m supposed to do a handstand on camera… and as I found out tonight while I was “practicing,” I am very unskilled at doing a handstand.

Hopeful wishes made of fairy dust:  They’ll allow me to do a headstand and my agent won’t be too pissed at me.