Dear Self,

In the future, if someone posts a video stating “OMFG it’s the most disgusting thing they’ve ever seen” involving the lancing of a quarter-sized pimple, do not watch it.  If comments following the video describe it as “vomit-inducing,” give it a second thought before you decide to click Play.  Don’t watch it.  It’s an internet sensation that will top puddingfarts.com and it will burn itself into your brain.  The image will surface as you are trying to add horseradish to your potentially delicious chicken dinner.  It will flash through your subconscious.  It will pop into your mind as you are trying to think of ANYTHING OTHER THAT GIANT AMOUNT OF PUS THAT CAME POURING OUT OF THAT MAN’S FLESH BUMP.

What have you done?!

Thanks,

Your Gag Reflex

PS:  You are a moron.  And you’re definitely gonna regret watching it for a second time.  I mean it.

PPS:  You are an asshole for posting the link to the video.